I am addicted to asking retarded questions on Yahoo Answers. Anyway to stop this behaviour?

November 23rd, 2008 | by admin |
misterpoopoomouth asked:


I also waste a lot of time answering questions incorrectly. I find it funny. But it’s not funny. It’s ruining my life. My family. My job. Everything. Help me.

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  1. 19 Responses to “I am addicted to asking retarded questions on Yahoo Answers. Anyway to stop this behaviour?”

  2. By mel on Nov 26, 2008 | Reply

    consider self-stimulation.

  3. By fb2kool on Nov 28, 2008 | Reply

    disconnect your internet

  4. By wedjb on Nov 30, 2008 | Reply

    disconnect the internet

  5. By Si on Nov 30, 2008 | Reply

    go cold turkey and disconnect your internet connection

  6. By Cortlandc C on Nov 30, 2008 | Reply

    I would say call yahoo.com..

  7. By DL on Dec 1, 2008 | Reply

    I guess you’re just screwed then.

  8. By jibber_wibber on Dec 4, 2008 | Reply

    i had the same problem but i am cured now.
    what you need to do is sick a carrot in both ears it does not stop the questions but my wife left me saying i had lost the plot so now i have more time on my hands now

  9. By Ludd Loves the Lord on Dec 7, 2008 | Reply

    Try taking it seriously. You’ll soon realize that you were right to waste time by answering questions incorrectly.

  10. By heartbreaker on Dec 8, 2008 | Reply

    Don`t click on the icon questions

  11. By Absta91 on Dec 10, 2008 | Reply

    How do we know that this question is not a serious one. I honestly dont think that you should stay connected to the internet if you want to save your family, job and other things. Make sure you stay off here for a while and you will get along with life alot better than you were before!

  12. By Ladida on Dec 13, 2008 | Reply

    If you post many questions quickly, won’t you lose all your points with the right to post more questions?

    Regarding the false responses, think about how you are not only wasting your own time but other people’s time as well and try to be just a tiny bit considerate to others if you can’t be to yourself.

  13. By scuba_steve335 on Dec 15, 2008 | Reply

    weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  14. By cc on Dec 16, 2008 | Reply

    that’s funny , i just got an e-mail saying i was in violation for the answer i gave to ,what is a spinster?i said it was a prudish old woman that’s never been married, i guess i teed someone off, oh well any way , it’s no big deal , don’t worry about how u ask or answer or what others think

  15. By beckam on Dec 18, 2008 | Reply

    Here’s a 10 Step Program:
    Step 1: Put your hand on your mouse
    Step 2: Attempt to bring your cursor to the ‘Start’ menu.
    Step 3: Click your left mouse button
    Step 4: Guide cursor down to ‘Shut Down’.
    Step 5: I know it seems hard, but click the left mouse button again.
    Step 6: Confirm ‘Shut Down’, it’ll be O.K.
    Step 7: Reach for the monitor and click the “Off Botton”
    Step 8: Release grib on mouse.
    Step 9: Pull back from your computer
    Step 10: If all else fails, just unplug your computer ;)

  16. By Topez on Dec 20, 2008 | Reply

    Do what a lot of Americans do - hire an attorney and sue Yahoo - for causing this addiction! It’s Yahoo’s fault for creating this forum and Answers got you hooked - along with other people - so now we’re talking class action suit! Wow… imagine the headlines!

  17. By The Boot on Dec 21, 2008 | Reply

    Well, seriously, you could read my stuff only. Lots of folks do. But if you are a close-minded, know-it-all LIBERAL, don’t bother. I don’t have time for those losers anyway.

  18. By Answer_dude on Dec 21, 2008 | Reply

    You have developed a codependent relationship with people who are addicted to answering retarded questions.

  19. By jack f on Dec 23, 2008 | Reply

    You must be a liberal.

  20. By prinsisss on Dec 26, 2008 | Reply

    Only you can stop doing this. No one else can make you. I don’t know if you are serious or not… I suppose you can be when you want to but that’s my advice regardless.

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